The 10 (Japanese men's) Commandments


1 November 2005

 
 

I currently have a couple of e-mail inquiries out to some Ryokan in Takeyama to see if I can snag a room for a few nights next week. If I get no response soon I'll just start calling (or beg my wife to do the calling for me) to secure a room for a few nights.

Originally I was planning to go there this coming winter to get some shots of the snow covering the old buildings, but the changing of the leaves and the crisp autumn air has lit a fire under me to go out and take some pictures. I'll just have to get to go there twice I guess.

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Last week I received a package from Denmark in the mail. At first I had no idea what it could be, but as I opened it and pulled out the contents the image on the cover of the two enclosed books brought it all back to me.

Last fall a publishing company in Denmark bought one of my photos to use on the cover of a new book that was to be published in November of 2005. Seeing that it is now November 2005, the book has been published, and they were kind enough to send me a couple of complimentary copies.

It is some sort of thriller or crime drama, but it is written in German, so I can't read a lick of it. Too bad, because it looks like an interesting read, especially with such a cool photo on the cover and all... :P

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Like I said before, the recent influx of crisp fall air has reminded me about just how much I love this time of year. Growing up in Northern Michigan, Fall as always a nice time.

Things I miss about Upper Michigan in the Fall:

The spicy-sweet smell of apples ripening on the tree.

The dry splashing sound as you walk through fields of thigh high brown grass.

Wood smoke.

Vegetable gardens overflowing with summers bounty.

Carpets of wet brown leaves.

The distant rattle of two Buck deer battling for mating rights.

First frost.

Stars so bright you could almost read a book by their light.

Color. Eye ripping, mind numbing, all out assault on your senses, natures last defiant stand of life before a long winter sleep explosions of color.

Thin skins of ice on mud puddles.

Partridges drumming in the forest.

Steam rising from ponds in the morning.

The dry rattle of naked branches blowing in the wind.

The fact that by this time of the year, you realize that Upper Michigan has only a handful of nice days remaining for the season. This means you appreciate the ones you have that much more. It lends an urgency to the time. You squeeze out all you can before the snow starts to fly and the surrounding countryside slips into the long sleep of winter.

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OK, time to get to the point of this update.

The 10 Japanese Men's Commandments

1. Thou shalt not talk on the train during your morning commute. (But feel free to make a ton of noise by kung fu fighting with your newspaper)

2. Thou shalt not play grab-ass with women on the train during the morning commute.

3. Thou shalt not buy products made by any direct competitor to the company at which you are employed.


4. Remember the Sabbath day, but don't bitch when you have to work on it.

5. Honor thy father and thy mother, and thy Shachou (president of the company), and thy oba-san, and thy ogi-san, and thy neighbor, and thy neighbors wife, and the people who work at the corner combini, and thy prime minister, and thy Emperor, and just about EVERYONE else you meet while going about your daily business. (Bosuzoku, and unwashed gaijin excluded)

6. Thou shalt not mix thy burnable trash with thy non-burnable trash.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery. (Although technically, if you don't get caught, and nobody else ever finds out about it, then we can all agree that it never really happened.)

8. Thou shalt not take beer vending machines for granted. (Honor them, see # 5)

9. Thou shalt not leave thy place of work before your direct supervisor. (See #4)

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors loose-socks-wearing, plaid-skirt-hiked-up-to-her-butt-cheeks-so-you-can-see-her-Hello-Kitty-panties daughter. (At least not openly, but feel free to take great satisfaction in openly perusing pornographic manga regarding that very same subject while you contemplate playing grab-ass with the women in front of you on the train during your daily commute.

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New book utilizing a Sushicam photo for its cover

Freight train - Negishi

Traditional house - Sankeien garden, Yokohama

Rather severe pruning - Yokohama

Byodoin Temple - Kyoto

Prayer stick boxes - Kyoto

Tight double decker parking spaces - Yokohama

Jizo - Yokohama

Tree, Roof, Sky - Jyoto

Priest walking - Fushimi Inari Shrine, Kyoto

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

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