Funny names


31 March 2005

 
 

A while back someone posted a comment about how, while they like my phtotos, the felt as if I had worn myself into a rut and were just presenting "polite" images. Polite in the sens that they were technically good, but also sanitized to only show Japan in its most pictuuresque light.

They were right.

I was trying so hard to produce "postcard" quality images that I totally lost sight of the fact that photography is not just about what a photo looks like, but also how it makes you feel when you look at it.

Consequently I have recently started to not worry so much about producing technically perfect images and have started to slowly move into a more experimental and to some extent abstract style that attempts to capture how it "feels" to be in Japan in addition to what it "looks like" to live here.

As I step into this new direction I have decided to play around with a little cross processing. (But in a 21st century kind fo way) Instead of going the traditional wet-developing route, I was instead lucky enough to stumble upon a great cross-processing action for Photoshop.

You can find it here at Shanzcans photoshop tutorials page. (The site uses frames so I won't directly link to the page) Just click on the link for "Shanzcans Tutorials" and scroll down to number 23 to find it.

By no means will I stop taking "normal" type images. I'm just branching out a little bit more as my photograpohic style matures.

I guess I am just making the natural progression from the eye to the soul.

But the traditional side of Japan has captured me, just as effectively as if I had been bound up in chains. (but with a lot less chaffing...) So I will continue to also present photos that are as true to life as possible.

I could do it no other way.

You see, I’ve been so long time marinated in the sights of traditional Japan that they will forever flavor my photographic style.

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On a slightly more Japan-centric note I would like to talk about a subject that in the past has received far too little attention here at Sushicam....

Durable goods deregulation, stagflation of the Yen, and the effect it has had on Japans growing trade rift with South West Asia along with the implications preseted by this fact on Japans fiscal tax code.

No.

Not really.

Just checking to see if you all awake out there. (And if you were, reading that short paragraph may have been enough to put you to sleep.)

Now that I have surely lost half my audience with that brief tyraid into the blithering land of boredom me get back on track.

What I really wanted to discuss was this:

Japanese baseball teams have some really funny names.

While the root team name itself is not so strange or anything (Giants, Dragons, etc...) it is the sponsors names that, when combined with the team name, make for some really obtuse combinations.

My personal favorite among Japanese baseball team names is the "Nippon Ham Fighters".

The root name of the team is "Fighters" Which to me sounds more like a good name for a hockey team, (or Viagra knockoff) but who asked me?...

This is a good aggresive, powerful name. And by itself no doubt brings the right kind of mood and spirit to both the players and fans. But enter the sponsor and now you can see how things can quickly start to slide downhill.

The sponsor for the Fighters is a Japanese pork product company, named "Nippon Ham". (Or "Nippon Hamu" if you want to get technical...)

So their name goes from being a respectable "Fighters" to a somewhat less serious, but by all means unoffending (unless you are Muslim I guess) "Nippon Ham Fighters".

Nippon Ham Fighters.

At least for me, this name conjures up visions of people clubbing each other senseless with big bone-in haunches of pork. (But I've already had two beers so your milage may vary....)

Clubbing people with large slabs of unprocesed food.

In a way this could actually be a much more entertaining sport to watch than baseball...and may warrant further investigation...

(And, a lot of the payers already have the basic moves down. 1. Grab a club-like implement. 2. Swing it as hard as you can.)

Now a quick summary of some of the other names:

The Yakult Swallows - This ones reminds me of that old joke, "Whats the difference between like and love? Spit or Swallow."

Fukuoka Daiei hawks - In America this would be like a team being named the "Seattle Wal-Mart Sea Hawks".

The Yomiuri Giants - The New York Times Yankees.

Osaka Kintetsu Buffaloes - Los Angeles AMTRAK Dodgers.

Yokohama Bay Stars - This teams wins the awards for not only having the most normal sounding name, but also for changing their name the most over the years. Originally called the Taiyo Whales and founded in 1950 by a fishing company, they were renamed as the Taiyo Shochiku Robins after a merger. For some reason or another they then changed their name back to the Whales and then in 1978 they moved from Kawasaki to Yokohama Stadium. The change in location prompted the team to add the word "Yokohama" to their name. In 1993 the Whales changed their name to the current "Yokohama Bay Stars".

Just in case someone from the japan League is reading this I wan tto add a few ideas of my own I have for expansion team names:

- The Kawasaki Comb-Overs

- Yamonote Gropers

- Team Tanuki

- Seibu Squid

If case anyone else is interested, here is a site that talks about the differences between Japanese and American baseball.

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Man walking - Tokyo Station (Lomo LC-A cross processed)

An island of tradition in the sea of modern Shinjku (Lomo LC-A)

Woman on cellphone - Shinjuku Station (Lomo LC-A cross processed)

Taxi's - Shinjuku (Lomo LC-A cross processed)

Shinjuku lights (Lomo-LC-A cross processed)

Statue - Shitamachi (cross processed in photoshop)

Ryoanji - Kyoto (cross processed in Photoshop)

Maiko - Gion, Kyoto (cross processed in Photoshop)

Queens Tower - Yokohama (cross processed in Photoshop)

Maiko on the go - Kyoto (Cross processed in Photoshop)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

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