Memoirs of a Geisha


16 December 2005

 
 

Last night I went to see the film gMemoirs of a Geishah, or gSayurih as it is titled in Japan. Prior to seeing the movie I read a review in The Japan times that stated, gDirector Rob Marshall called it a gfableh in an effort to pre-empt possible criticism that he wouldn't know a geisha if she hit him in the face with her shamisenh.

I could not have summed it up any better. (Without even taking into account the fact that in Kyoto geisha are more accurately referred to as ggeikoh)

Memoirs of a Geisha maybe is not a very descriptive title for this movie since the deep and complex world of geisha is hardly even touched upon. Itfs more of a love story set in Japan than a movie about geisha as the title would suggest, and as the book so eloquently described.

Visually, the film is stunning. But in order for it to achieve this level of gglitz and glamourh it sadly takes quite a departure from reality. Like a cake that is all frosting and no dough it has a very hard time standing up on its own. Everything seems to be at least based on reality, yet cranked up a few thousand notches for effect.

The architecture is overly stylized, no doubt in an effort to make the settings appears as exotic as possible. And letfs not even talk about the kimono, dancing, and hairstyles, all of which at times appear to be the directors own idea of what a punk/goth version of a geiko might look like (and act like). Think Crouching tiger hidden dragon meets the rocky horror picture show and you get somewhat of an idea of what I am trying to say.

There are some scenes that were filmed in Japan. Fushimi Inari shrine and the gardens of Heianji to name a couple, but for the most part it was filmed in a newly constructed set of the Hanamachi in Thousand Oaks California. (I heard that they were not allowed to shoot in Gion.)

One thing they did get right though was the overhead power linesc. The film sets are loaded with them, just like the real Japan.

This is a movie I really wanted to love, but after seeing it I merely liked it.

I completely understand that it is darn near impossible to fit an entire book into less than 3 hours on film. Some creative license always has to be taken in telling the story for both dramatic effect as well as time constraints. But in my view the subject that should have been central to the film (geisha and what it means to be one) was actually just a minor part. Instead the director choose to rehash the classic story of forbidden love that we have all seen time and again.

So in short the film looks to be turning out to be a major let down. Too bad really seeing as the The book was excellent.

But I guess Hollywood once again thought they know what was right for us (the public) and they went ahead and bastardized the thing. Dumbing it down and jazzing it up so as to appeal to the average moving going public who it seems they assume have an attention span about as long as it takes to go through 1,000 yen in a pachinko parlor.

I guess that Rob Marshal just does not understand that the beauty of Kyoto is not about glamour and flash, but rather understatement and things left unseen, unsaid, or implied. Architecture is simple to the point of being spartan. Like Haiku poetry, things Japanese, and Kyoto in particular are all about following the "less is more" philosophy. That is the real allure of Kyoto.

Illusions, innuendo, subtlety, and grace. These are a geiko's tools of the trade. While I donft profess to be an expert on the subject, I have spent enough time in the real Gion to know that Mr. Marshall gave us his artistic impression of the subject, and not a factual view.

But if it serves to further fuel foreign interest in Japan and things Japanese then it will have served its purpose in my view.

gLost in Translationh, now there is a great movie. Maybe if Rob Marshall had gotten Bill Murray to play the part of Sayuri instead of casting Zhang Ziyic. Now that would be a film that I would just have to see again and again. He could even throw in a couple of lines from Caddy Shack.

Think about it. The gopher becomes a tanuki, caddy's become maikoc The possibilities are endless I tell you! Endless!

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Steps - Yokosuka

Shibuya crossing

A fine selection of overhead wires, so typical of Japanese cities - Takayama

Bike ride - Takayama

Maiko looks away while a Geiko looks on - Gion, Kyoto

Subway entrance - Ginza

Maiko turns for one last look at the gaijin taking her picture - Gion, Kyoto

Beer - Yokosuka

Gyoza Pizza (Yes, it does taste as good as it looks!) - Yokosuka

Car lights - Takayama

Cellphone of a Geiko - Gion, Kyoto

Advertisement for "Sayuri" - Shibuya

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


 

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